Theory of Baconivity


Theory of Baconivity


I've been employing this theory for years and now have enough scientific data to release a paper.

I give you, The Theory of Baconivity: Clearly defined as, A clients willingness to pay the full rate for great artwork is relative to their desired quality of bacon and/or toilet paper. It has been proven consistently that those who don't value great bacon or Toilet Paper DO NOT value great artwork/design/creativity.

If your client survey doesn't  question your clients last bacon or toilet paper purchase then you're doing yourself and your client a disservice.

Facon (Fake Bacon) or 1-Ply. RUN! Iberico or Charmin? You better be signing a contract.

Like all scientific theories this is NOT a wild guess and is consistent with known experimental results. Displaying The Theory of Baconivity in your Office, Studio or Conference Room positively affects decision making by you and your client.

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:::::::About Your Order::::::
Available in 11x14
Printed on high quality 60lb Polar Matte (No Glare) finished paper
Printed on ACID FREE stock with ACID FREE COATING
Printed with ChromaLife100+ Dye Inks
Ships in a resealable archival clear sleeve
Ships FREE to anywhere in the United States!
This item does not come framed.
This item is not a chalkboard.

Please note the copyright of the print or image does not transfer with the sale. Only the art does. :)

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